SHORT STORY TIME!

SHORT STORY!


‘“Hey y’all, my name is Jerry. Jerry the snake. And I don’t know if y’all have noticed but I sure do like to slither. SSS! SSS! SSS! SSS!”’

“What, the heck was that?” -Savannah
“SSS!” - Katie (me)
“Your point?” - Savannah
“SSS!” - Katie
“What are you a snake?” - Savannah
“Meow.” - Katie
“Wow.” - Savannah


That is a normal conversation between me and my friend. Yep. You heard me. That’s NORMAL. Haha. Joking is a habit for us. 


“Okay, not that I am 100% positive, that you’re crazy, I need to find new friends.” - S.
“Oh, you couldn’t live without me and you know it.” - Katie
(death glare) - Savannah
“WHAT?! What did I do?” - Katie
(you’re going to die in under  five seconds glare) - Savannah
“Really!” - Katie
(rolls eyes) - Savannah
“Your impossible you know that? JUST IMPOSSIBLE!” - Katie
“To stick a Cadillac up your nose!” - Savannah
“It’s just impossible!” - Katie
“It is you know.” - Savannah
“OH LET’s TRY! Haha. Just kidding. Savannah?” - Katie
(leaves room hastly) - Savannah


And what does my friend do? She goes to my brothers room and picks up a toy car Cadillac. And you know the next part. She tries to stick a Cadillac up her nose. And succeeds. Now what you may ask? The emergency room. That’s right. She stuck it up her nose and now she can’t get it out. 


“I just can’t stop laughing at you. You’re an idiot. AND you thought I was an idiot. Haha.” - Katie
(in a congestive voice) “You’re the one who started the song.” - Savannah
“NO I DIDN’T! I said you were impossible. Which is obviously true by the way. And then you just go off and stick a Cadillac up your nose!” - Katie
(still congested) “Well... uh oh...” - Savannah
“Yeah, I know I’m right. Haha.” - Katie
“No, I can’t feel my nose anymore... And everything looks all blurry.” - Savannah
“Oh, crudsicles...” - Katie




TO BE CONTINUED!!!


Just to let you know, Katie is NOT my real name, it was just a name that came to me. And I was watching Dear  John at the same time so, Savannah came too me too! I will finish the story I promise.

New Years, 24 Days Late

This is my fabulous drink. No alcohol I promise. It's just Sunny D with whipcream. Haha. As disgusting as it seems, it was delicious. Try it! 

And THIS is what I made for Pooldad. Me and Mommy had watched an Oprah episode (we are NOT die hard Oprah fans... we're not really fans period there's nothing on at 4 o'clock ) and saw a recipie for Champagne Cupcake Dessert. It looked something like above, but, I changed it around. All you need is: Strawberries, Brownies, Whip Cream, and Chocolate Fondue. Take a champagne glass, and make layers of, brownie, strawberry, chocolate. Brownie, strawberry, chocolate and so on. As you build up to the rim, add as much chocolate as you want. At the top, add a lovely serving of whip cream and drizzle choclate on top. And voila! You have a Decadent Strawberry Dessert!

As bad as this picture looks (I promise it is much neater {stupid flash}), it is five seconds before the ball dropped. Very exciting every year to count down. 

And this of course is Pooldad munching away at his Decadent Strawberry Dessert. Haha. And currently, I am watching (are you ready for this?) The Hannah Montata Movie. Yep, you heard me. And believe it or not she's not that bad. We think that (well, more mommy) she grew up too fast. As much as I agree, I like the Hannah Montana show. Just like coffee, if it's on, then I'll watch it. Well, if Law & Order SVU isn't on. ELLIOT!!!! 

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QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!

What did you do for New Years or who did you hang out with? Just let me know in the comment section below! 

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I Really Want To Ice Skate Down My Street

I think my family is the only family on my street, who didn't shovel their drive way. Which, in a literal sense, was pretty stupid. I could use my driveway as an ice rink. WEEE! (as shown)

Haha. But I would most likely skate into the car. Ahahaha! I really really want to go ice skating. : D Anyway, I hope all of you that got off today had a good day and I will blog as soon as possible. And I also made a video not too long ago. Here ya go:

  SORRY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!

I'm not exactly sure why I made that video. I just came up with the idea because one of my dogs, Spot, ALWAYS has her but in my face. I know that sounds extremely weird but.... BUTT! Ahahah. Alright. Now it is time for QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!!
Do you have any pets? And what is something funny that they do? OR do you have one of those pets that just randomly jumps out of nowhere and does something... random. Hahaha. Thank you and I can't wait to get your response!!!!

I Want To Play My Wii

Okay. So, I am just sitting here and I really really want to play my Wii. Why is this? Because I recieved this new game, Epic Mickey, for Christmas and it is ADDICTIVE. Alas, Skippymom is watching Ellen Degeneres and I am waiting oh so patiently to see if she notices. Only a half an hour longer until the show is over. So, while I am waiting OH SO PATIENTLY, I am watching youtube. :D Which keeps me entertained for certain periods at a time. Though, I like Ellen too... So... I'm rather confused but, I know one thing. This post, out of the (4?) I've written, this is the worst. And I sincerely apologize. So, to skip that subject.... QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!
Do you like playing on  your Wii, Atari, Xbox, PSP, DS, Gameboy, and any other game advice you have? What 's your favorite game. Do you have one? Or a couple? So I hope you had fun reading this horrible article and I can't wait for response to the question (actually the FEW questions...) I asked. Thanks! (and Skippymom, if you're reading this, please leave a comment  :) )

Exam Time is Near. Grab Your Coffee, It's Your Gear.

My exams are near, and I've never had a real exam before. I'm pretty good at taking tests if I try hard enough and study. I feel prepared to study if that makes sense. Exams start January 18, because we have the 17th off. (EXTRA STUDY TIME!) I think that gives me plenty of time to study. I hope.
My teachers are slamming me with extra textbook work. I actually prefer textbook work because I find it easier, and more interesting to learn from and all the answers are right there. I don't know why people complain about having to bring a 4lb. textbook home.
"OMG! My textbook is FOUR pounds and I have to carry it home? This is ridiculous! Can't the teachers just give us worksheets?" is pretty much what I hear whenever our teachers give us textbook work. It doesn't come out exactly like that, but thats exactly what it sounds like.
Does anyone like taking tests, quizzes (whats the difference really? I mean just because quizzes are lower grades doesn't mean it needs a different name) surveys? I actually like taking tests. Not going to lie. But recently, they've been super hard. This is where the coffee comes in. 

My lovely sister, Squirrel, got me this cup for Christmas. The part where is says (RED)ISCOVER is originally grey, but when hot liquids are poured into the cup, it turns white. It's so cool. Anyway, I like to use this cup frequently and especially for COFFEE. Now, I'm no coffee addict but if it's made, I'm drinking it. Haha. 

Coffee keeps me awake so I  can study, but after studying, I'm even more tired than usual which helps me sleep well. Now, I have my QUESTION OF THE DAY!!! 

Actually it's a few questions. 

1) Do you like coffee? Why or why not?

2) Do you like your tests or quizzes?

3) Did you visit the websites I recommended?

Well, there you go. Leave me a few comments below! Thanks. 

A Good Point

This morning Mommy, Skippy, made a very good point about New Years Resolutions. What's the point in them.   You can say in November 2008 that on January 1st 2009 your going to, start a new fitness schedule. (just an example for those of you who are started a fitness schedule)  You can waste those two months on completely being lazy. You just influence your self for just continuing on being lazy. (no offense) Well, overall, that was Skippy's point. Why wait until the beginning of the New Year when you can start now. Well, that's part of my QUESTION OF THE DAY!! What do you think? Do you think resolutions are just a sham or something to look forward to? I never really do resolutions. I mean, I believe they help people but do they really? Well, I want to know. Let me know. And that's the point. In my case for some of my friends, it's called the Point. You're missing it. Haha. Let me know what you think!